Being famous is probably fun. Having been famous is not. More than ten years ago Johnny Yamamoto and his giant robot Titanzer defeated some aliens invading our world. Now he can barely defeat a burrito with his credit card. But this isn’t some mope opera, it’s an action comedy about getting your crap together when life punches you down, around, and into a building. Put a smile on that bloody face and learn a bit about Johnny and his giant robot in the twice a week webcomic Titanzer.

 

Johnny Yamamoto

First Appearance: A Rude Beginning to a Tale

Saved the world one time, no big deal. Not like he’d mention it. Since then things haven’t been awesome. Licensed image rights to a big company in for money. Like, deep rights. So deep they’ve sued him for posting vacation photos on facebook. Why? He didn’t ask first.

Age: 25 yrs
Credit Rating: -10,000
Secret Power: Can remember birthdays but not the person’s name.

Attie Kline

First Appearance: Attie Arrives

Johnny’s longtime fiance. Enrolled in grad school for Political science. Has never once read the instructions for assembling anything but has always built it right. Unfocused ambition ray.

Age: 23.5 years
Smart Rating: 10,000
Perception Rating: 10,000
Secret Power: Can actually study. And balance spoons on her nose.

Titanzer

First Appearance: A Rude Beginning to a Tale

Robot built to defeat aliens. In a constant state of broke. Had lots of weapons. Has lots of tude on that face. Had. You know how your dad won’t get rid of that beat up old pickup? Imagine that but big enough to push a building over.

Power Rating: 10,000
Age: 11 yrs
Secret Power: Smells really bad on the inside.

 

SO

 Ready to begin the journey from the super duper bottom to the top? What if it’s a top of a GRAVE SITE? Just kidding, he won’t die (yet). Now that you know everything you’re prepared to dive in. My suggestion? Start from the very beginning, right about exactly here.